whenthingsgoterriblywrong:

iswearimnotnaked:

turntechgeneticist69:

sinkingincminor:

omg it’s all so clear now

JUST LET ME AND MY CRACKERS BE.

this explains why i love pasta so much


Mmmmm pizza and pasta…..

I can’t have enough pasta and I get it now.

whenthingsgoterriblywrong:

iswearimnotnaked:

turntechgeneticist69:

sinkingincminor:

omg it’s all so clear now

JUST LET ME AND MY CRACKERS BE.

this explains why i love pasta so much

Mmmmm pizza and pasta…..

I can’t have enough pasta and I get it now.

(Source: petitia)

(Reblogged from roughsexandbeards)

alittledominance:

Just going to leave these here for reference

(Reblogged from neon-taco)

(Source: sexslavefantasy)

(Reblogged from painslutx)
(Reblogged from fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

dreadfulstripper:

dreadfulstripper:

I wanted to remind my new followers (hi!) that I make porn that you can download instantly!

Here are links to my some favorite videos:

First Anal Video

Pussy Close-Up Masturbation (Fingers+Dildo)

Getting off to Gangbang Porn (Fingers+Dildo)

Spankings Video

First Time with Big Dildo Masturbation (Fingers+Dildo+Magic Wand)

Fucking Myself in the Shower (Dildo)

Showing Off My Feet

Enjoy! 

I think the second gif here is the best one I’ve ever made.

(Reblogged from dreadfulstripper)

Anonymous said: How do you manage to have fun (sexually) with your girl while she is on her period?

ladystilts:

sadisticgames:

First, I have no qualms about fucking My girl when she is on her period. 

I don’t because she prefers not to, for multiple reasons, primarily, you wouldn’t be all that interested in sex if you had the equivalent of a stomach ache from hell.

So what I tend to do, is man the fuck up, leave My dick in My pants, and I take care of My girl.

I make sure We have pain meds handy, as well as a good selection of movies, chocolate, and ice cream.

Then I cuddle the shit out of her for as long as she wants and go the fuck away when she wants to be left alone and come back and cuddle the shit out of her again when she wants Me back.

I don’t worry about how to have fun sexually. I worry instead about how to best take care of My partner.

This

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charlie-carmichael:

              Love the booty   

          Grab the booty

         Hold the booty 

      Desire the booty

    Fight for the booty

                 Bite the booty

                         Touch the booty

                                  Care for the booty                                

                                       Worship the booty

                                         Squeeze the booty

                                        Believe in the booty

                                      Embrace the booty

                                   Respect the booty

                            Protect the booty

                        Spank the booty

                           Hug the booty                

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black-operations:

seriously though how can you not enjoy going down on a girl

all the little twitches and moans when you hit just the right spot. the way she grabs your hair and pushes you away when its too much, or pulls you closer when she’s getting close. the feeling of her thighs around your head and how her skin heats up when she’s just about to cum

its fucking rad dude

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scarlet-thecatlady:

keepita-secrett:

0liii:

vaginacore:

lipstick-lesbian:

thattwatdeziree:

deafeningechoes:

lunabriluna:

cartelgathering:

kwills88:

I have like the weirdest boner right now.

This is so much better than that “kissing strangers for the first time” video

I love this

this is fucking amazing

i love this

"look behind you"

"NO"

I WANT TO DO THIS

That’s Haley Joel Osment. Hahahaha

(Reblogged from scarlet-thecatlady)